#00 Militia
#010 Hello Killy
#11 Harmagedon
#1111 Cosmic Sole
#13 Bruja Rhea
#15 Barbarian Streisand
#212 Xpress Lane Braaiins
#22 Apocalex
#256 Lexistential Dead
#31 Grave Robbins
#314 Flesh-eating Flem
#333 Coffin Bean
#40 Risky Ginger
#402 Nos
#404 Big Perm
#408 Degenerate
#420 Blue Dream
#48 Ida Featon Urbrainz
#4815 Throb Zombie
#5 Disco Brawl
#538 Corpse Silver
#6 IDIContagion
#706 Kitty Killa
#777 Die-Jinxx
#8 Dumpling Hearse
#911 Venom-nom-nom
#978 Emma Eatya Brains
#999 Tarah Bishop
Back in the days of disco and flashy polyester, a rising roller derby team was making their way across the Bay Bridge to play their long-time rivals, the Oakland Outlaws, and secure their reputation as the baddest roller derby team in the Bay Area. Suddenly, in the midst of their lively pre-bout cheers, a dark-tinted sedan cut in front of the team’s bus. The crash sent them flying off the bridge and directly into the icy waves below. A moonlit curtain of blood dripped from the bridge as the bay swallowed them. Not a single skater survived.
The up-and-comers were gone—but not forever. The pull of roller derby and stench of unfinished business called out to them in their graves. They couldn’t be trapped underground for long. The Mission Dolores Cemetery thrummed with scraping, grating, rasping noises…until one night, a putrid hand shot out from the earth. In its clutches was a shredded green jammer cap. The jam was on.
With the help of some rusted shovels and a frightened grave robber, the whole rotting team emerged. They made their way to a crowded track where the Outlaws were warming up. Vengeful for victory and hungry for brains, the San Francisco Rolling Dead had arrived. Resistors and outlaws of the living world, beware. Now that the undead have awakened, they’ll never stop coming for you!
Atomic Bombshell – Brick Houser – Danger Dre – Demoraliza – Disco Brawl – Hope – Jacquernaut – Kitty Killa – Lethal Lipstick – Metal Monk – Neuralize HER – Risky Ginger – Sting Rey – Stomping Hound – Sparkle Motion – Tequila Schatz – The Boonvillan – The Freak – Veni Vidi Vicious – Wicked Bruisah
Brick Houser – Butt’N MashHerm – Danger Dre – Disco Brawl – Disastronaut -Golden Hate Bridge – Jacquernaut – Kitty Killa – Lethal Lipstick – Neuralize HER – Risky Ginger – Slugga Mugga – Sting Rey – Stomping Hound – Sparkle Motion – Tequila Schatz – The Boonvillan – Wicked Bruisah
404 Big Perm – Brawllen Angel – Butt’N MashHer – Chili con Carnage – Danger Dre – Danymite – Disco Brawl – DizAztronaut – Huck Sinn – Jirsa – Killer Kapowski – Lethal Lipstick – Mad 4 Gravy – McNeil B4 Me – Murderyn Monroe – Pizza Party – Snakes Anna Plane – Stefanie Mainey – Sterling Archer – Sting Rey – Thea Nnihilator – Tifa Knoxhard
Chili Con Carnage – Danymite – Dixie Did It – Domme Juan – Dual Hitizen – Frightmare – Mean Burrito – Permab& – Spiller – Stinger – Sunshine Skate – Sweet Sherry Pie – Thea Sassin’ – Xpress Lane Jane
2017 Home Team Record: 1-0
Butter & Jam – Cassius May – Chili Con Carnage – Danymite – Dixie Did It – Domme Juan – Erma Gerd – Global Warman – Gori Spelling – Korn Holy-O – Mean Burrito – Permab& – Pressure Cooker – Princess Peachka – Spiller – Sweet Sherry Pie – Thea Pocalypse – Xpress Lane Jane
2016 Home Team Record: 0-4
Bobby Dazzler – Cassius May – Fluezy – Gori Spelling – Harsh Mello – HummVee – Kid Ace (c) – Kimfectious – Korn Holy-O – Lithium – Moxxxie (c) – Pearl Bones – Pressure Cooker – laybia Majora – Spiller – Sweet Sherry Pie – Tarah Bishop – Thea Venger – Xpress Lane Jane – Zia Later
2015 Home Team Record: 1-3
Bronny Bonebreaker – Dorothy Dread – Cassius May – Humm Vee – Kid Ace (c) – Kimfectious – Korn Holy-O – Mae K. Haste – Mean Burrito – Nurse Lithium – Pearl Bones – Sherlock Homeslice – Silver Foxxy – slaybia majora – Tarah Bishop – Thea Venger – trixie pixie – Selby – Zia Later
2014 Home Team Record: 0-4
belle RIGHT hooks – Bunny Utah – Dorothy Dread – Edith Shred – HumVee – Kid Ace (c) – Kimfectious – Lulu Lockjaw – Luv U. Longtime – Mae K. Haste – Mars Attack – Mean Burrito – Miss Moxxxie – Nock Nock – Nurse Lithium – Silver Foxxy – Sherlock Home Slice (c) – Slaybia Majora – Sugar Pusher – Tarah Bishop – trixie pixie
2013 Home Team Record: 2-2
belle RIGHT hooks – BooYaYa! – Bunny Utah – Dorothy Dread – Edith Shred – Freddie Bruiser – Kid Ace – Kimfectious (c) – Lulu Lockjaw – Luv U. Longtime – Mars Attack – Miss Moxxxie – Momentum Mori – Nock Nock – Sherlock Home Slice – Slaybia Majora – Sugar Pusher (c) – sweet thunder – Tarah Bishop – trixie pixie – D. Molly Schur
2012 Home Team Record: 3-1
belle ‘right’ hooks – BooYaYa! – D. Molly Schur – Dorothy Dread – Edith Shred – Freddie Bruiser – Kim Fectious – Luv. U. Longtime – Miss Moxxxie – Nock Nock – Reppa Rations – Sassy Slayher – Sugar Pusher – Sweet Thunder – Tarah Bishop – The Dakota Kid – Tae Kwon Ho (c) -Trixie Pixie (c). Spiritual advisors: Motley Cruz, Rioter’s BLOCK
2011 Home Team Record: 1-2
