SF Rolling Dead 2024

#00 Militia
#010 Hello Killy
#11 Harmagedon
#1111 Cosmic Sole
#13 Bruja Rhea
#15 Barbarian Streisand
#212 Xpress Lane Braaiins
#22 Apocalex
#256 Lexistential Dead
#31 Grave Robbins
#314 Flesh-eating Flem
#333 Coffin Bean
#40 Risky Ginger
#402 Nos
#404 Big Perm
#408 Degenerate
#420 Blue Dream
#48 Ida Feaston Urbrainz
#4815 Throb Zombie
#5 Disco Brawl
#538 Corpse Silver
#6 IDIContagion
#706 Kitty Killa
#777 Die-Jinxx
#8 Dumpling Hearse
#911 Venom-nom-nom
#978 Emma Eatya Brains
#999 Tarah Bishop

Team Story

Back in the days of disco and flashy polyester, a rising roller derby team was making their way across the Bay Bridge to play their long-time rivals, the Oakland Outlaws, and secure their reputation as the baddest roller derby team in the Bay Area. Suddenly, in the midst of their lively pre-bout cheers, a dark-tinted sedan cut in front of the team’s bus. The crash sent them flying off the bridge and directly into the icy waves below. A moonlit curtain of blood dripped from the bridge as the bay swallowed them. Not a single skater survived.

The up-and-comers were gone—but not forever. The pull of roller derby and stench of unfinished business called out to them in their graves. They couldn’t be trapped underground for long. The Mission Dolores Cemetery thrummed with scraping, grating, rasping noises…until one night, a putrid hand shot out from the earth. In its clutches was a shredded green jammer cap. The jam was on.

With the help of some rusted shovels and a frightened grave robber, the whole rotting team emerged. They made their way to a crowded track where the Outlaws were warming up. Vengeful for victory and hungry for brains, the San Francisco Rolling Dead had arrived. Resistors and outlaws of the living world, beware. Now that the undead have awakened, they’ll never stop coming for you!


San Francisco Rolling Dead Alumni