Diana Caballero (Mama Hammer)

Rewind to April's BAD Volunteer of the Month!

The lifeblood of any sports league, the fuel that really keeps things pumping behind the scenes and helps our teams glitter with Gold, are the relationships we make and the sponsorship we receive through like-minded companies and individuals. Diana Caballero (Mama Hammer, to some) has been instrumental this season in helping BAD make some serious connections in the community.

Among her heroines are Rosa Parks, for her willingness to take a stand, and Roald Dahl’s sly genius Matilda, both role models that BAD can get behind! Thank you for giving us Jane Hammer and for all of your support, Diana.

Name one of your heroines from world history.  Ms. Rosa Parks because she stood up for her rights

What is your favorite food and drink? Ice Cream and Champagne

Name one of your favorite heroines from fiction. [Roald Dahl’s] Matilda is one of my favorite heroines because she embodies all of us with her passion for books; something I love about my daughter and her passion for reading.

If you weren’t doing your current occupation, what would you want to do? Interior Decorator

DJ ODB (Old Derby Bastard)

May’s BAD Volunteer of the Month is someone who has repeatedly brought joy to many thousands of roller derby fans over the seasons and who has also helped out this league in so many ways, it was only a matter of time until he became our most honored volunteer!

I’m speaking of course of DJ Old Derby Bastard, our intrepid and multi-talented DJ who is able to plunder the collective playlists of our souls and provide incomparable sets for each of our events. DJ ODB (or simply ODB as he is known to his inner circle) has spent many a weekend spinning the tunes for BAD Events: all of our home team doubleheaders, this year’s Treasure Island Exhibition and even Black and White Scrimmages.

Neil, also a Derby Widower, is the Chosen Life Partner of Oakland Outlaws blocker Bella Bomber. As such, he’s enjoyed the long road trips, arduous set ups, and contributing many volunteer hours all in the name of BAD and the success of roller derby. DJ ODB spins the records but mostly he makes the magic happen. And he’s always in the right place at the right tune!

Name: Old Derby Bastard

If you have a derby name, what is it? What’s the story behind it? Old Derby Bastard. Truer words hath never been spoken.

How long have you been with BAD? What brought you to BAD? I’ve been spectating bouts since 2007, when co-worker Lisa Lawless (originally from Rat City) was captain of the Oakland Outlaws. Then volunteering since 2009, mainly DJ-ing bouts, scrimmages and prom, but also sometimes NSO-ing.

What’s been your favorite team roll-out song thus far?  ShEvil completely cracked me up with “Activewear”. Richmond challenged me to make a medley remix of Boyz2Men’s “End of the Road” and “I’ll Make Love to You”, which I really enjoyed.  Berkeley seems to have a thing for Drake (actually Started From The Bottom last year, then won BAD champs). Oakland consistently picks rocking/thumping tracks that make you know that you are on Their Track.

When not volunteering with BAD what else do you enjoy doing? Hiking Mt Tam with an audiobook and a medicine ball, swimming, playing tennis, playing and designing analog games, making wine.

Your favorite true life hero or heroine? Bill Hicks and Richard Pryor.

Which musical artists inspire you? Too many to list, but hanging around the top are Swervedriver, Queens of the Stone Age, Bowie, Prince, TV on the Radio.

Best BAD DJ moment? Hitting play on “In Your Eyes” for London’s engagement proposal to Kate. 🙂

Your favorite poets or prose authors?

H. Auden (As I Walked Out One Evening), Andrew Marvell (To His Coy Mistress), e e cummings (i carry your heart with me, she being brand new), Samuel Taylor Coleridge (Kubla Khan, The Rime of the Ancient Mariner), Dylan Thomas (Do Not Go Gentle Into that Good Night), David Mitchell (Cloud Atlas),
Michael Ondaatje (The English Patient).

Chocolate Chip or Oatmeal Raisin? Oatmeal Raisin.

Favorite film? Dazed and Confused, Ed Wood, Flash Gordon, English Patient, So I Married an Ax Murderer.

Historical event that really moved you? Rosa Parks’ Montgomery Bus Boycott

Favorite food, and Cocktail of choice? Seared Scallops. Rye Manhattan, Vodka Martini, or Copa Margarita.

Throbbing Whistle

BVOTM – Throbbing Whistle

Ladies and gentlemen, the latest BAD Volunteer of the Month is one of our officials, referee Throbbing Whistle! Whistle was nominated for his tireless effort in his second year as Bay Area Derby Girls' Interleague Officiating Coordinator. It's his job to work with the officiating heads from other leagues whenever Bay Area teams are playing them, whether at home or on the road. He is also the point of contact when nearby leagues just need a few extra bodies for their games. In short, as someone said when he was nominated, “He is the reason we can have interleague scrimmages, and the reason we have our officials at other scrimmages. He is on top of his [stuff].”

Whistle brings from the UK a curious love of hockey (it's not really a thing over there) and professional wrestling, has had more MRIs on his head than anyone I know (he claims for professional, not personal reasons), and according to a teammate, when he's drunk you can convince him to talk in an American accent.

Ladies and gentlemen, Throbbing Whistle!

What’s your gubmint name (the one on your birth certificate)?

Alex Beckett

 

How’d you get your derby name?

Throbbing Whistle, which is a play off of one of my favorite bands (Throbbing Gristle). I just made a big list of potential names when I started, and that was the least worst. Unfortunately not a lot of people get the reference, so I think it just sounds vaguely dirty.

What do you do when you’re not supporting the Bay Area Derby Girls? 

In my day job I’m a neuroscience researcher at UC Berkeley, working with MRI machines. When I’m not doing that, I mainly spend my time watching hockey, baseball and pro-wrestling.

How did you become involved with our league? How long have you been with us?

I moved here for work from the UK and transferred to BAD. This will be my 3rd season with the league.

Do you have a favorite derby moment or one thing you are most proud of?

I just got my level 2 WFTDA referee certification, which was a pretty big milestone for me. Getting to officiate at the Golden Bowl at the Craneway last year was also pretty special.

If you had one super power what would it be? Would you use it for good or evil?

Right now I would definitely go for the powers of Jamie Madrox, the Multiple Man, and be able to create multiple copies of myself so i can make a dent in this ever growing to-do list, which I guess would be using it for a very narrow, selfish good.

Where would you love to live, if not in the Bay Area?

There’s a ton of places in the US I’d like to live in at some point, current top of the list is probably Chicago (though maybe not in the winter…).

Who’s your derby crush?

Every single BAD Official has a special place in my heart. [author’s note: d’awwwwww…….]

What’s your personal goal for 2015 (derby or otherwise)?

Keep improving as an official, officiate some cool tournaments, see more of the great state of California.

#77 Biggie Brawls

BGOTM – Biggie

This month, the nominee for B.A.D. Girl of the Month stays within the Richmond Wrecking Belles locker room. It’s none other than Biggie Brawls! #77 in your program, #1 in your hearts, Biggie is the league’s Training Committee Manager, responsible for organizing who will be training at every practice. She’s also responsible for keeping the calendar that tells us where to be and when, and who’s playing where. Biggie is described by a teammate with one word: “Drive. This pertains to so many different things. Her drive to succeed on the track, in the gym and as the head of training. And, as a blocker, her ability to drive you from side to side on the track.” This would explain how she won Rookie of the Year last season, and made it to our B-Team, Team Gold, this season. She also “lifts really heavy things” and “has nice hair,” according to anonymous sources, who go on to say, “it’s important to keep an eye on Biggie. Not only as a force on the track but as a future leader of the league.”

Ladies and gentlemen, Biggie Brawls!!

Photo by Lucas Saugen

What’s your gubmint name (the one on your birth certificate)? 

Cindy Liu

How did you get your derby name? 

[Teammate] Sterling Archer named me.

What do you do for non-derby work?

I help turn a massive pile of papers into a good looking building without losing my mind.  I try to anyway.  That’s what Architects do in case you were wondering.

How did you become involved with our league? How long have you been with us?

I started with reckless rollers.  I started skating in reckless 3 years come this July.

Do you have a favorite derby moment or one thing you are most proud of?

I’m pretty dang proud of being a member of Team Gold.  My teamies are amazing skaters and I was really surprised to be picked to be a part of it.  I went into Team Gold tryouts thinking it was just about getting experience and was humbled to get to continue to play with some incredibly talented and smart players.  I have a lot to learn but super excited to learn from them.

If you had one super power what would it be? Would you use it for good or evil?

Telepathy.  I would use it for both.  I would use it right now.

Where would you love to live, if not in the Bay Area?

Taiwan so I could eat street food on the hour every hour OR a piece of land somewhere where I could build my own house.

 Who’s your derby crush?  

[Berkeley’s] Sasha Fierce.  I would say she’s more my derby hero than a crush.  I wanna be her and shelf EVERYONE all the time.  Also I have a crush on [Berkeley and All-Star] BA’s arms cause well you’ve seen them right?

What’s your personal goal for 2015 (derby or otherwise)? 

All asian blocker line and it’s happening!  Me, T. Wrecks, Liza and the Belles just drafted Mad 4 Gravy.  So one day at scrimmage it will happen