2019 San Francisco Shevil Dead Team Photos by Lucas Saugen, Will Toft, and Snidely Mirrorslap.
#1138 Brick Houser
#85 Butt’N MashHer
#735 Danger Dre
#5 Disco Brawl
#54 Disastronaut
#60 Golden Hate Bridge
#12 Jacquernaut
#706 Kitty Killa
#357 Lethal Lipstick
#1979 Neuralize HER
#40 Risky Ginger
#11 Slugga Mugga
#32 Sting Rey
#86 Stomping Hound
#20 Sparkle Motion
#510 Tequila Schatz
#128 The Boonvillan
#615 Wicked Bruisah
Team Story
Back in the days of disco and decent blow, a rising Christian roller derby team, the S.F. Saints, was making their way across the Bay Bridge to play their long-time rivals, the Oakland Orthodox, at a People’s Temple revival. When suddenly, in the midst of their singing gospels, a dark-tinted sedan cut in front of the team’s bus, and sent them directly into the icy waves below. They were gone.
Instead of being met by their Lord Almighty, they were sucked into the fiery pits of hell, straight into the arms of the devil with a cackling Jim Jones at his side. Jim had gone a little bonkers after the “failure in Guyana” and had turned his obsessions elsewhere. Between daily rantings over the loudspeakers in Jonestown whilst still in his earthly realm, he’d become a raging roller derby fanatic. In his new incarnation, Jim, had convinced the devil to summon the team in order to fulfill his desire to form an army of all-girl zombie skaters who would become the best team in the living world. His proposition? Their souls in exchange for an eternal existence as ShEvil, un-dead, roller derby stars. Led by Mandi Festo, the ShEvil undead crew agreed to swap their souls for the chance to derby for eternity.
The newly pronounced S.F. ShEvil Dead were born and, after climbing through the rotting flesh of a cemetery in Daly City, found themselves standing on a rink, in front of thousands of cheering fans. They’re yearning to fulfill their promises to their newfound destiny by meeting, competing, beating and eating their opponents.
Alumni
2018 Shevil
404 Big Perm – Brawllen Angel – Butt’N MashHer – Chili con Carnage – Danger Dre – Danymite – Disco Brawl – DizAztronaut – Huck Sinn – Jirsa – Killer Kapowski – Lethal Lipstick – Mad 4 Gravy – McNeil B4 Me – Murderyn Monroe – Pizza Party – Snakes Anna Plane – Stefanie Mainey – Sterling Archer – Sting Rey – Thea Nnihilator – Tifa Knoxhard
2017 Shevil
Chili Con Carnage – Danymite – Dixie Did It – Domme Juan – Dual Hitizen – Frightmare – Mean Burrito – Permab& – Spiller – Stinger – Sunshine Skate – Sweet Sherry Pie – Thea Sassin’ – Xpress Lane Jane
2017 Home Team Record: 1-0
2016 Shevil
Butter & Jam – Cassius May – Chili Con Carnage – Danymite – Dixie Did It – Domme Juan – Erma Gerd – Global Warman – Gori Spelling – Korn Holy-O – Mean Burrito – Permab& – Pressure Cooker – Princess Peachka – Spiller – Sweet Sherry Pie – Thea Pocalypse – Xpress Lane Jane
2016 Home Team Record: 0-4
2015 Shevil
Bobby Dazzler – Cassius May – Fluezy – Gori Spelling – Harsh Mello – HummVee – Kid Ace (c) – Kimfectious – Korn Holy-O – Lithium – Moxxxie (c) – Pearl Bones – Pressure Cooker – laybia Majora – Spiller – Sweet Sherry Pie – Tarah Bishop – Thea Venger – Xpress Lane Jane – Zia Later
2015 Home Team Record: 1-3
2014 Shevil
Bronny Bonebreaker – Dorothy Dread – Cassius May – Humm Vee – Kid Ace (c) – Kimfectious – Korn Holy-O – Mae K. Haste – Mean Burrito – Nurse Lithium – Pearl Bones – Sherlock Homeslice – Silver Foxxy – slaybia majora – Tarah Bishop – Thea Venger – trixie pixie – Selby – Zia Later
2014 Home Team Record: 0-4
2013 Shevil
belle RIGHT hooks – Bunny Utah – Dorothy Dread – Edith Shred – HumVee – Kid Ace (c) – Kimfectious – Lulu Lockjaw – Luv U. Longtime – Mae K. Haste – Mars Attack – Mean Burrito – Miss Moxxxie – Nock Nock – Nurse Lithium – Silver Foxxy – Sherlock Home Slice (c) – Slaybia Majora – Sugar Pusher – Tarah Bishop – trixie pixie
2013 Home Team Record: 2-2
2012 Shevil
belle RIGHT hooks – BooYaYa! – Bunny Utah – Dorothy Dread – Edith Shred – Freddie Bruiser – Kid Ace – Kimfectious (c) – Lulu Lockjaw – Luv U. Longtime – Mars Attack – Miss Moxxxie – Momentum Mori – Nock Nock – Sherlock Home Slice – Slaybia Majora – Sugar Pusher (c) – sweet thunder – Tarah Bishop – trixie pixie – D. Molly Schur
2012 Home Team Record: 3-1
2011 Shevil
belle ‘right’ hooks – BooYaYa! – D. Molly Schur – Dorothy Dread – Edith Shred – Freddie Bruiser – Kim Fectious – Luv. U. Longtime – Miss Moxxxie – Nock Nock – Reppa Rations – Sassy Slayher – Sugar Pusher – Sweet Thunder – Tarah Bishop – The Dakota Kid – Tae Kwon Ho (c) -Trixie Pixie (c). Spiritual advisors: Motley Cruz, Rioter’s BLOCK
2011 Home Team Record: 1-2
